Saturday, December 30, 2006

Saddam is dead

Right around 11pm (our time) on December 29th, or about 6am on the 30th in Iraq. They showed Hussein being led to the gallows and the noose being placed on his neck, but Iraqi state TV froze the picture before the actual hanging.

The Taliban and Al Qaeda are already asserting that the Jihad against the United States and it's allies will intensify. Even though he was found guilty and sentanced to death by a court comprised of Iraqi's.

So, I was watching CNN at 3 in the morning... a car bomb was set off in a parking garage at a Madrid airport. Reps from the airport said they got a warning call 45 minutes before the bomb was detinated.

They said this is the M.O. of Baathist separatists. Saddam was the leader of the Baath Party... Coincedence?

Monday, December 25, 2006

James Brown Is Dead

For reals this time. Gonna have a funky good time ... in the afterlife ...

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Ok, this is teh winnar ...

I've seen a lot of cool Christmas light displays this year, but this is the best one yet ...

Finally found a Christmas present for Rod...

Monday, December 18, 2006

Joseph Barbera Dies

Joseph Barbera, one half of the team behind such cartoon classics as The Flintstones, Yogi Bear, Scooby-Doo and Huckleberry Hound, has died, aged 95.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Can "The Watchmen" be far behind??

First Superman Returns, then Batman Begins, then Cyberpunk 2.0, now this: the trailer for Live Free or Die Hard is out. My list is getting smaller by the day ...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Stop Motion Music

Now we can all be rock stars.

Star Wars: Legacy of the Jedi

A friend of a friend from my old game group at USC made this. Make sure you watch this one to the end. ;)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Raise one for one of the greats ...

Peter Boyle of 'Everybody Loves Raymond' dies -

All together now: "Puttin' on the RIIIITTZ!!!"

I kinda know how they feel ... :)

A particularly appropriate sentiment in today's Dork Tower. Not that there's anything wrong with that ... ;)

Monday, December 11, 2006

Saturday, December 02, 2006

The Ghostbusters/Lovecraft fan Holy Grail!

Yes, it's the Collect Call of Cthulhu episode from The Real Ghostbusters, Parts 1 and Part 2, from your friends at You Tube! WHEEEE!!!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Sunday, November 26, 2006

This girl kicks major ass !!!

Correcting a gross oversight ...

Oh man, I thought this was added to the sidebar, but I guess not. If you haven't read The Order of the Stick, do it right fucking now!!! I'll be adding it to the sidebar as well, for posterity.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

The reason why I hate Thanksgiving

A night-time prayer from your Uncle Bill ...

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.

Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind their
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.

Welcoming the Holidays

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Not what I needed to see...

Should have seen it coming I guess.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Organized Chaos, Inc.

Ok here's the link for Mount and Blade, the shareware game I can't shut up about. You have to stick with the game until you get on a horse in a big battle. They have a very cool LOTR mod and the Story mod is very good as well.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The geekery made my ass twitch.

The LARP geeks have spawned a cottage industry...

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Monday, November 13, 2006

Man... I think I have to finally give up on them.

His voice is gone, and without the growl... there is nothing left. Load and Reload had a couple of good moments (there were 4 or 5 good songs spread over those 2 albums), St. Anger was horrible - and if this is any indication it will be more of the same Bob Rock influenced shit. I held out a glimmer of hope because Rick Rubin is producing the next album. But, I think the king is dead...

This brought a tear to my eye

This is a bunch of Japanese chicks watching 'Ringu'

I just want to reiterate that she WILL be mine!

This one too...

Monday, November 06, 2006

Con Goodness?

How was the convention... anything wacky happen?

New games?
New takes on old games?
New venerial diseases?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween!

This one's for Mel, courtesy of Neil Gaiman's blog ...

Should we start up a collection now?

The guys who built the Ultimate Game Table are planning on putting it up for auction on eBay on November 12. How cool would this be? It's fairly mighty though, and we could never have more than 7 players around it at a time, but fuck it looks cool!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Jules Winnfield Youth Hockey Coach

I have no idea how this one got past my radar over the years:

Sunday, October 29, 2006

It can always get colder

Niagara Falls in 1911. See, it can always get worse...

I thought it was a cool pic.

Salad Fingers

One of the more disturbing Flash animations I've seen...

There are more on the site if you dig it...Rod, I'm looking at you.

"I like when the red water comes out..."

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Salad Fingers

This is probably some of the most disturbing Flash animation I've seen to date. Click the link for a sample episode. Rod, you'll love this site. ;)

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Cylon Jack-O-Lantern

If I only had the time...

Monday, October 23, 2006

Frank Miller's 300 Teaser trailer live!

The official web page for Frank Miller's 300 has the teaser trailer for this new film posted. It's currently listed as a March 2007 release, so we'll have to see how that goes ...

Like I don't have enough addictions ...

Here's a group from NYC that's trying to start Jedi sparring leagues using replica lightsabers. I wonder if I can write off a light saber as "exercise equipment ..."

Saturday, October 21, 2006

DM of the Rings

Oh good Lord this is funny. A usually cliché idea (what if Lord of the Rings was run like a game of D&D) which winds up with some terrific jokes. Joe Bob says, "Check it out."

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Goliath Airship

I heart Legos

Me, I'd have to do a Savage game with it somehow. ;)

I call dibs!!!

WotC has again plundered the TSR vault, this time with an update to the original Ravenloft module. God knows how many times we've played this one. It was an instant classic at the time, and I've been wanting to run it for a long time now.

"Mine, mine, mine!!!" :D

Friday, October 06, 2006

Physics of Superheroes 1 - Death of Gwen Stacy

A wonderful little video about physics and comic books. There's a few other clips on YouTube, but this is the funniest one. Check it out.

Cthulhu in 2007

A Cthulhu movie with a budget. Hard to tell from the trailer, but it might be cool.

Friday, September 29, 2006

"Stay awhile ... stay FOREVER!!!!"

Like I need another reason to buy a Wii, Nintendo Power reports that several Commodore 64 games are to be emulated on the Wii’s virtual console. No list yet, but Mission: Impossible is a strong possibility.

Whatever happened to Radar Ratrace?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Face Front, True Believers!

I wanna play Zombie Hulk.

"Hulk want brains! Hulk hungriest one there is!"

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Street Fighter II Live Action

Anyone who played alot of SF II will appreciate this...

Live Action Super Mario Brothers

Some college kids re-enacting Mario Brothers...

Matrix Ping-Pong

More Japanese silliness.

Friday, September 22, 2006

A man after my own ... heart

Wow. Talk about a flash-back. The guy over at Scar Stuff has a collection of Halloween-themed recordings, including a ton of old Vincent Price recordings from the 70's. I used to get these albums from the local library all the time, and went a long way to making me a horror fan.

Joe Bob says, "Check it out."

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Gotta get them all!

Just a note to ya'll (Rod).. when they say "COLLECT THEM ALL", its not an order.

White and Nerdy.

Freakin genius

Monday, September 18, 2006

Afro Samuria

Samuel L. Jackson is the voice. Just heard about this trailer looks good. Picture the brother from the boondocks comic as a samuria, need I say more...

Darth Calls the Emperor

Edit: added embedded link to a slightly less "German" web page ... :) - TMH

More Pure Liquid Awesome!

Man, I used to have dreams like this video after long days playing D&D in John Koeppel's basement. It's like the Ghosts of Childhood Past come back to haunt me ...

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Cthulhuey Goodness

ehhh... is some lovecraftian nuttieness

The casting couch is open

tell your sisters/mothers/hot cousins/nieces...

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Office Fight

If only offices were this fun.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Y'know, Erik always did like this movie ...

... but I think this video might just ruin it for him.


And I still say that Francis was gay for Logan ...

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve Irwin Dead at 44

In the unlikely event that no one has heard about this...

Metal: A Headbanger's Journey

Anthropologist and metal fan Sam Dunn's film about the history and culture of heavy metal. VH1, September 8th @8pm

Byakhee link added

I just added a link to the Byakhee Character Generator to the sidebar. I'm not a fan myself, preferring Metacreator, but you can't beat the price of Byakhee.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

The baddest ass DVD player on the block

and it is mine... all mine.

I slapped a PAL region 2 disk into that bad mofo... played like it was your moms copy of "the sound of music".

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Ow, my bleeding wallet!!!

Mongoose Publishing starts pre-painted mini's lines. Starting next year, Mongoose Publishing is planning on releasing both a modern armies miniature line and a re-launch of their Starship Troopers line ... both pre-painted and non-randomized! Man, between this and Slaughter Gulch I am going to be broke as a joke.

I know Mongoose has had a hell of a time with their printing schedules and rules sets, but I did like how they handled the Starship Troopers sculpts, so I have a feeling these will look good at the very least, and be ready for Savaging at the very worst.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

I have a "metal math problem" to show you.

What do you get when you figure out this formula:

Iron Maiden + (Helloween - Gayness) * Queensryche?

Follow the link to find out.

(listen to Never Again)

Friday, August 25, 2006

My Job

Yep, sometimes it's like this.

"Why, Stevie?!? Why??"

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Breaking News: Cows moo with an accent!

I find this story hilariously funny. All I have to think about is Canadian cows: "Like, moo, eh? Warm up your hands before you touch me, you hoser! Take off, I'm chewing my cud."

William Castle would be proud

Live Rattlesnakes Released In 'Snakes On A Plane' Theater

A couple of teen yahoos decided "wouldn't it be funny if" they released two live rattlesnakes into a theater showing "Snakes on a Plane". These are the future leaders of our country.

And as for SoaP, it wasn't terrible. Ok, yeah, it's a goofy movie, but there were some fun scenes, a couple of quality kills, two (big!) naked breasts, lotsa snake-fu, and Samuel L. Jackson trying to describe a snake over an airphone. "Well, it's kinda brown on top and green on the bottom ..." "Is it an iridescent green?" "No, more olive-y..."

I will say that they did do a bit of snake homework, even if it was only to Google "snake, venom, cure". Too bad they didn't do so much on airplanes ... haven't the writers ever heard of "Mythbusters"?

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Just in time for the holidays!

So Mel gets this weird e-mail from one of her former bosses from Spenser's, Hollywood Tommy K. Turns out he went into business for himself and opened a year-round Halloween store over on Transit. Check out Rotten Jack's Creep Shack on-line. He's even carrying some of the Twilight Creations games, too ...

Monday, August 21, 2006

That Funky King of the Jews

Erik sent this out in an e-mail, but I thought posting it would be more appropriate ...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Updated Descent FAQ at FFG

Get a copy here. Some very interesting rules clarifications. To wit:

  • The overlord player should start with 3 overlord cards and 0 threat tokens.
  • Vitality potions should cost 50 coins, not 25 as listed on page 20 of the Quest Guide.
  • Each hero may only drink 1 potion (of any type) each turn.
  • The overlord can discard cards for threat tokens at any time, even during a hero player’s turn.
  • Heroes can no longer immediately turn in a treasure card from a chest to receive its full value. Instead, they must carry the item back to town and sell it for half value in the town shop.
  • Heroes can only buy treasure cards from the shop if they’ve previously opened at least one chest of that color this game.
  • A hero may give any item to an adjacent hero at the cost of one movement point. A hero may never give money to another hero.
  • [W]henever a hero receives an item from another player or from a chest, he may immediately equip that item, dropping or placing other items in his pack to free up the hands necessary for the just-received item.
  • Monsters can end their movement on or be spawned on to unactivated glyphs, but cannot end their movement on or be spawned on to activated glyphs. If a monster is on an activated glyph, the overlord must move it off the glyph on his next turn. Monsters can always move through or attack into spaces containing glyphs. (Ed: No board lock-outs for you!)
There's some more interesting stuff, including the new diagrams for the Hell Hound's breath attack, that make it worth checking out. These are just the one's that caught my eye. Enjoy!

Leeroy Jenkins

For those not in the know:

Friday, August 18, 2006

My prayers have been answered.

Munchkin Cthulhu

Steve Jackson, you magnificent bastard. I love you.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

If I were ever to get a tattoo ...

It would be something like this. Solid!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Midnight Chronicles

Well, this one came out of nowhere. Maybe we'll finally get a D&D movie that won't suck. It looks like something between a made for TV movie and a theatrical release. Sure, its cashing in on the Lord of the Rings movies, but its integrity that matters right now, I think.
If it does well and Fantasy Flight makes some cash I can't wait to see some new $120 board games. ;)

Cthulhu Circus

"Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in!"

Although typically my hat of CCG's know no limit, but this preview for the new World of Warcraft CCG has me interested again. Yes, it's a Leeroy Jenkins card. That's at least six flavors of awesome!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Headbangers Ball: The Revenge

I just got this double CD set.

2 and a half hours of metal nuttiness. There are a couple of weak tracks, but overall it is good stuff

Great Gift Ideas?

Maybe it's just because Fall is coming and Christmas isn't too far behind, but I'm seeing a bunch of great gift ideas this morning. Fr'instance, wouldn't you love your own stand-up arcade cabinet? With about 200 games, no less? Or how about some old school cartoon DVD's? The mind boggles ...

EDIT: and for those who don't think that Lazer Tag is EXTREEEME enough ...

Monday, August 14, 2006

From the "clueless fucks" file

CNN discovers (*gasp*) metalheads have a social conscience!

Well no shit. Here I sit listening to Metallica's "Leper Messiah", Iron Maiden's "Two Minutes to Midnight", and Megadeth's "Peace Sells ... but Who's Buying?" (all from, y'know, like, twenty years ago!), and wondering when metal is ever going to "grow up".

Bite me, fuckers.

go ahead...

tell me you dont get half a chub watching her sing this song ... go get some tissues while this video loads

Gentleman, may I have your attention

There is more to life than Metal and Movie Soundtracks

Here you go Fanboy

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Something for the morning commute

George Noory of Coast to Coast AM (an Art Bell affiliate) talks with "Simon", the reported translator of the Necronomicon. Yeah, that guy. Debunking info can be found here, which is a pretty cool book, actually. It's over on my reference shelf, next to The Golden Dawn handbook, the 13 volume edition of The Golden Bough, and Crowley's Diary of a Drug Fiend.

Man, if I ever get raided, they're putting me away for life ... :D

UPDATE: on-line streaming and downloads are only available to paid subscribers. Bastards. Information wants to be free! :P

Saturday, August 12, 2006

The Official Word on D&D 4.0 .. such as it is.

From a GenCon seminar hosted by WotC:

When asked about the rumors surrounding a coming 4th edition: "We find them very Funny.... WotC does like to hear about what fans want in a new edition as some of the items that are coming out this year are from what fans talked about online a few years ago. When WotC decides to announce the release of a 4th edition we will give trade partners and fans ample time to prepare."
Sounds like the rumors are unfounded ... B.D., you were right. There, I said it. :)

From a different post here:
[Kevin Wilson, D&D Associate Brand Manager] did confirm that there is no work being done in the development of a 4th edition that would force players to use miniatures to play the game. We also confirmed with WotC staff that, at this time, no 4th edition product will be in any Wizards of the Coast's product catalogs through 2007. This would seemingly put an actual product release sometime in 2008.
So I suppose I should break down and buy the damn 3.5 book already... :)

Friday, August 11, 2006

Comics, they sometimes speak the truth

Today's Sheldon cartoon should be of particular interest for our local World's Largest Ninja™ ...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

"I think Peter Adkison has gone bye-bye, Egon."

This is either a brilliant example of promotion, or final proof that Peter Adkison has gone off the deep end. You be the judge.

Lucas approves 20-minute 'Star Wars'

George Lucas allows the Reduced Shakespeare Company to do a 20 minute version of Star Wars.

This ... is a very good thing. If you haven't seen the Reduced Shakespeare Company in action, they'd be well worth your time. We saw their first DVD, and I was in tears of laughter by the end of it. I can't wait to see what they do to Star Wars.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Y'know, I really didn't mind missing GenCon ...

Really, I didn't. Origins was a lot of fun this year, and way more convenient, and was a better size and closer and all that.

And then, I made the mistake of looking at this.

My kingdom for a Kari Byron autograph!!!

Have fun, John ... *grumble grumble fuss*

Friday, August 04, 2006

The Wilhelm Scream Compilation

I know I've passed this around before, but for posterity's sake ...

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Heath Ledger is The Joker

Yup, Heath Ledger has been cast as the Joker in the next Batman movie. At first, I was like "what the hey?", but the picture below makes me think it might just work.

"We got muthafuckin' snakes on the plane!!"

Have Samuel L. Jackson call friends and family, and pimp Snakes on a Plane to them.

I know it's viral marketing, but c'mon ... it's Samuel L. Jackson!!!

"Ze goggles, they do NOZZING!!!"

A gang of Web lusers makes a video about net neutrality. Hilarity ensues.

Y'know, after watching this, maybe Net Neutrality isn't such a good idea ...

"Could be meat.. could be cake.."

I got this on another post and it spawned a 10 minute conversation at work as to what to do more...

ROD -- I thought of you...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I think i need to convert...

Friday, July 28, 2006


Mako Iwamatsu 1933 - 2006

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Marvel Heroscape??

When the heck did this happen??

Apparently there will be a Marvel themed expansion for Heroscape. The scenery looks kinda cool. Check it out:

Monday, July 24, 2006

Mako, Dead at 72

Actor and Academy Award Nominee Mako dead at 72.

Man, first Victor Wong, then Pat Morita, now this. What is Hollywood going to do for Cranky Asian Man, age 50-60?

Say it with me, one more time:

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

TMNT returns

As a big fan of the old Eastman and Laird comic, this gives me a little hope.

Large Video Here

For Lou

My shout out to Lou.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Monday, July 17, 2006

Coolest Commercial Ever? Pretty Close!!!

These guys earned their paycheck!

Inspiration Posters, RPG Style

For those of you who don't frequent, there's been a recent topic regarding Inspiration posters, done RPG-style. Looks like someone has collected a bunch of them here. Enjoy!

And this one's for you whiny, "Improvised Weapons" losers ... :P

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I'll be in my bunk ...

A fan site dedicated to Leia's slave bikini from Return of the Jedi.


Oh my.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Shine On, You Crazy Diamond

Syd Barrett, dead at 60.

"How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here."

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Mmmm, toys...I mean, miniatures

I think I've found THE source for cheap miniatures. There is a HUGE selection of 25mm toy soldiers perfect for gaming.

I'd add a link, but I don't think I have the authority.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The BEST Funk Band is Back !!!

!!!FINALLY !!!
The original members are all back and they will be in Baltimore, Toronto, and club Infinity in Williamsville. If any/all of those days are on a Saturday... *cough cough* I'm out sick

Monday, June 26, 2006

Go on, click it. Don't say I didn't warn ya! ;)

Chaos Warriors in North America!

I doubt this will have much historical accuracy, but it looks pretty bad ass. ;)

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Dragonlance Animated Movie

Most of you know that I'm a big Dragonlance fan. When I heard about an animated movie in the works I was pretty damn excited. I don't know how many times I've wished for something like this since running the War of the Lance modules with Tim Hannon when we were kids. The latest tidbit I found is that Lucy Lawless is voicing Goldmoon. Hm. Ok. Get the Xena-geeks into it, sure. Then, I read this:

From the Lawless Ink:

"I just did the voice of an animated cartoon for Paramount, called Dragonlance. Obviously it's a fantasy story, with gods and monsters -- (no lesbian subtext). I never felt I nailed animated performance before, so wanted to get a handle on it.

I played a character called "Goldmoon," a Native American. We played around with accents awhile. I didn't know she was Native A till I got there and so didn't have time to research the accent (not many of those where I come from). More staccato! More commanding! More warm! Less disjointed! . . . Ummm, do you just want me to do Xena? Ahh, yes! That's it, do Xena! The voice is perfect! So warm, so commanding, so . . . yeah, yeah, let's get on with it.

It was actually really fun. At last I have done something my friends can actually watch. My son is gratified that I am not playing a bad guy. He can't stand me going to BSG every day to be mean to humans.

Oh well, it's a living!

When the fuck did the Native AMERICANS move to the continent of Ansalon. Fuck. How bad did they screw this shit up?? I'm hoping she was just too retarded to realize that the character she was voicing wasn't actually a Native American.

Well, at least she cleared up for us the fact that it will be an ANIMATED cartoon.


Thursday, June 22, 2006

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Mythos Art Book

I'm definitely grabbing a copy of this!

"Chaos isn't the devil! Chaos is custard falling from the sky!"


EDIT: Embedy-Embedy. :)

Family Guy at Harvard

At Harvard no less...

EDIT: for embedding

Remining portions can be found here, here, and here.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

St. Anger Tribute

This one is for Rod. The link to the song is on the right. Enjoy.

Germans Kick Ass

German Forklift Safety Film.

This one has been around for a while, but it's classic. Well, Rod will appreciate it anyway. ;)

Probably not one for the kids.

Two new links added

I just added two new links to the sidebar. The Hypertext d20 SRD has all the current rules for d20 games, except for actual character creation, and the PCGen page has an open-source character generator that contains a ton of detail.


Friday, June 16, 2006

Hear the Lamentations of the Women! Again!

The mention of the original Howard stories as reference is reassuring.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Shatner Sings to Lucas

Again, I am speechless ....

Favorite line: "Live long ... you've prospered enough!"

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Monday, June 12, 2006

Transformers CGI Test

I'm not a Transformers fan, but this is pretty cool nonetheless.

Fuck Rambo

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Entry Level Wargaming

I've been eyeing this game for a while. $25 gets you a small army and the rules. The sets can be found for under $20 on Ebay and other online retailers. Could be fun. And at that scale you can get two games going easily on one table.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Movie Night Moving?? Multiple Movie Night??

So, I have been thinking of adding a day to the movie night schedule... mondays as well thursdays.

Every Monday night, every Thursday night.

I know a lot of people have plans... especially with Thursday in the Square going on thru the summer.

The time is still the same.
My house at 8:00, movies start at 8:30.

I am thinking of some lighter fare for the next movie night... possibly "Dead and Breakfast".

The more the merrier - so invite you friends, family, co-workers... strippers...

I have a couch that can comfortably seat 3 (well, two and a half anyway), a comfy chair, some folding chairs, and I can move the coffee table if I need to and get some big beanbag chairs for the floor. The strippers can sit on my lap...

I usually have a variety of pepsi products and a beer or twon on hand - but I have no problems with someone bringing booze, pop, or food.

I have movies and a subscription to Netflix... so I will take requests.

Weekly Movie Night

Hey Kids,

There is nothing like sitting down to a nice art film after a hard days work.

So, I present the Weekly Movie Night.

Every Thursday at 8pm - Showtime to begin around 8:30.

Depending on how it goes in the first few weeks, this may become a permanent feature. My house, Thursdays, 8pm... what could go wrong.

This weeks feature:

"Demonia" - Lucio Fulci, 1990
In southeast Sicily, a team of archaeologists investagate the ruins of a crypt where heretic nuns had been stoned and crucified by the village people in the 16th century. Soon strange things begin to happen, and Liza, one of the team members, starts to have surreal dreams about the nuns. Then the graphic violence begins, starting with a decapitaion! The answers lie in the ancient crypt of the nuns...

Monday, June 05, 2006

Family guy

Ok - so this one made Tim laugh..... and Erin wanted to watch it again

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Friday, June 02, 2006

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Black Dossier

Just a cool tidbit for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fans:

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier is due for the fall and covers the entire secret history of the LoEG. It starts with the first League, goes into the 1950’s, and right now looks to be about 185 pages of story.

As announced prevously it will have different pages in different sections representing different eras, and a 3-D section that Dunbier said is not a gimmick, has real meaning and that Moore uses the effect in a very complex portion of the story that really suits it.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Christina's House

This one is a legitamately good movie. Watched it right after "The Halfway House".

I saw it a few years ago, I always wanted to pick it up...but I forgot/never knew the title. Just shows what a man can do with a little imagination, some lumber, and some circular saw blades.

One of the most quality kills I have ever seen in a movie.

The Best Movie EVAR!!!!!??!?!??!!!

This movie surpasses prison heat on my list of best movies ever made.

Dejected, after watching the sabres fucking loose, I was channel surfing- which usually makes me feel better.

I stumbled my way through the premium channels, hitting the info button on any movie I didnt recognize. Then I saw it. Halfway House.

Now, you all know, I dig wacky nuns... and the adelphia description was something about missing girls and an evil nun. OK. Im interested.

I wept at the perfection of this film. Nudity, Lesbianism, Bondage, Miskatonic goddamn university, the necronomicon (not a necronomicon... THE necronomicon) an animatronic cthulhuey tentacle beast, and more nudity and lesbianism.

As soon as this post is published I am going right to ebay to buy the DVD.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Pure liquid AWESOME!!!

Check this video out. It's from a Finnish metal band called LORDI, who are new to me, at least (which means that Lou and Tom already have everything they've ever recorded ... :) )

Hot semi-Asian lead actress? Check.
Hard rocking song? Check.
More latex than the dumpster back of KNB? Check.
Zombie MOTHER FUCKIN' Cheerleaders!?!? Check.
Winning the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest by a landslide? Priceless.

I think I just spiked my irony meter ...

Monday, May 22, 2006

Will you be ready ...

... when the zombies rise?

'Cause swords dont' run out of bullets... :D

Saturday, May 20, 2006

To go along with the George Romero Lego Set. ...

... it's the Arkham Asylum lego set!! Tom, I think we need to get 5 or 6 of these ... :D

Thursday, May 18, 2006


Something to get y'all in the mood for Zombie Run.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Chara and Varada

Here's that clip Rod was talking about. I think I peed my pants.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Ooo, this looks like fun ...

District B13

The Parkour movie

From the men who brought you Transporter 2, Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, and Unleashed


Thursday, May 04, 2006

George Lucas, rot in Hell!!!

Star Wars Original Trilogy on DVD this fall.


I knew this was going to happen.

Well, of course I'm going to buy it. What kind of a geek do you think I am? :P :D

Monday, May 01, 2006

Fer Tom ...

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Someday I'm-a gunna run that game ... and the GI Joe one, just for good measure. ;)

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go.

From rec.humor.funny:

I finally figured out why, after invading both Afghanistan and Iraq, Bush now wants to invade Iran. It's got nothing to do with terrorism, oil, 9/11,Osama, WMDs or nukes.

If he gets all three in a row, he can start building houses and hotels.

David Copperfield Robbed at Gunpoint

I think this is one for the "Bad Idea, Worse Idea" file.

David Copperfield Robbed at Gunpoint

For some reason I find this terrifically funny. FTA, "Copperfield turned his pockets inside out to show he had nothing on him - a sleight of hand by the illusionist, who later showed police he was carrying a passport, wallet and cell phone."

"Well, there's nothing in my pockets, and nothing up my sleeves, but look what's behind your ear! A shiny new quarter! And what's this in the barrel of your gun? Ribbons!! Now, watch, while with just a press of a few buttons, I can make carloads of cops appear!!"

Monday, April 24, 2006

40K RPG Low Down

Black Industries put up a 40K rpg FAQ of sorts to answer some early questions about the game. Bleeding and dying. In the mud. In space. This is gonna kick all kinds of ass. Too bad we have to wait till March '07.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

You can't HANDLE the games!!

From a pretty funny thread over at

"Son, we work in an industry that sells games, and those games have to be written by men with pencils. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Matthew? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Rokugan, and you curse d20. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. AEG's death, while tragic, probably sold games. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, sells games. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at game sessions, you want d20 on that book, you need d20 on that book. We use words like market, network, externalities. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent taking over the industry. You use them as a cuss words on RPGnet. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and games under the blanket of the very industry that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pencil, and write a game. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

- Col. Ryan Dancey, A FEW GOOD MEN, 1992"

Little Dog Soldiers

We have to try this! :)

Saturday, April 22, 2006


Sometimes things just strike you funny for no good reason. This is one of those things.

Friday, April 21, 2006

So why "Organized Chaos" anyway?

Post #1 in the History of "Us" section:

So where did the name "Organized Chaos" come from, anyway? Well, it all started in about 1992, I believe. Me, Tom, and Dan had known each other for a while, and I had met Chris at R.I.T., and we were trying to get our respective groups together for gaming and related activities. It was ... problematic at best. Scheduling was a bitch, what with school and work and family stuff and so on.

Somebody (I don't remember who) decided that we needed to get more organized and set the group up with a "club" structure, with game scheduling, a library, dues, that sort of shit. (Hey, it sounded like a good idea at the time!) And, of course, any good game club needs a good game club name.

So there's us, The Three Caballeros, trying to figure out a good name for the group. I think Dan quipped at the time, "You know this is all going to devolve into chaos." I responded, "Well, there's nothing wrong with a little chaos ... so long as it's organized."

And there, like a bolt from the blue, it hit me: Organized Chaos. The perfect name for the perfect game club. It would be glorious!

It wasn't. But that's ancient history now, and the only thing that remains is the name. It's not a bad little name; in my gaming career, I've been a member of:

  • Damage, Inc.
  • Rochester Wargamers Association and Guild
  • Role-Playing Gamers Guild
  • and Gamer Scum
I'll take Organized Chaos any day.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Hey, listen up you guys, Kang is talking!

Secret Wars Re-enactment Society

Oh. My. God.

My life now has meaning.

Shadenfreude, thy name is Siembieda!

Palladium books in danger of closing its doors.

"betrayal of trust, theft, and embezzlement has inflicted what we estimate to be $850,000 to 1.3 million dollars in damages to Palladium."
Where the hell did Palladium get $1.3 mil to be damaged?? Does anybody still buy their crap? (Besides Harrington of course ...)
"The truly wonderful Rifts® videogame – Rifts® Promise of Power – was stillborn. The N-Gage platform never took off in North America. That meant the N-Gage and Rifts® Promise of Power would NOT be available on the mass market in the USA and Canada. Finding it anywhere in North America required an act of God. "
Yeah, because nobody could have predicted the N-Gage dying early ...
"The Rifts movie? Stalled. Until Jerry Bruckheimer has a script he loves, the movie can’t get the green light. "
How hard is it to get Bruckheimer to "love" a script?? Just put an explosion on every other page, and you're done!
"There were discussions with a company interested in doing a Rifts® MMOG but it didn’t pan out."
Yeah, the design doc was a nightmare. I mean, the Glitter Boy and Juicer classes started at level 48, while everyone else started as level 2 .... I can't imagine why it was a tough sell.
"Going public with this appeal may very well cost us getting the Robotech® license renewal."

I mean, I do feel for the guy. I know he's put a ton of time and energy into keeping that company running, and the game industry's unstable enough as it is, but man, qwitcherbellyachin'! You could cut that press release by half and probably get more sales out of it. As it is, I'm going to go buy something from another company that I actually think deserves to survive.

Forgive the high snark factor, it's been a rough day.

More Bunnies!

Angry Alien does Reservoir Dogs.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Some of these had me lauging.

Go back to the beginning and read through some of them.

More cthulhu goodies

unfortunately, it wouldnt allow me to post the animated gif of a bouncing cthulhu.

The Great Cthulhu... And Some Kittens....

All hail the mighty cthulhu... wait... are those ribbons?

Oh, and Gordon ..... fuuuuuuuck you!

See, this is why I wanted this...

'World's Scariest Building' goes condo.

Oh, if I had the money ...

BTW, Danvers State Hospital wasn't only the filming location for Session 9, it was also H.P. Lovecraft's inspiration for Arkham Asylum.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Greetings and salutations

First post!!!

Ok, now that I got that out of the way ... :)

Welcome to the new home for Organized Chaos. I hope to develop this resource to store all the silly crap, interesting news, and game updates for our motley crew. Feel free to post any information or news that you feel would help out the group. I'll be following this up tonight with a "link dump" of some fun stuff you might find useful.