Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Black Dossier

Just a cool tidbit for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fans:

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier is due for the fall and covers the entire secret history of the LoEG. It starts with the first League, goes into the 1950’s, and right now looks to be about 185 pages of story.

As announced prevously it will have different pages in different sections representing different eras, and a 3-D section that Dunbier said is not a gimmick, has real meaning and that Moore uses the effect in a very complex portion of the story that really suits it.


Monday, May 29, 2006

Christina's House

This one is a legitamately good movie. Watched it right after "The Halfway House".

I saw it a few years ago, I always wanted to pick it up...but I forgot/never knew the title. Just shows what a man can do with a little imagination, some lumber, and some circular saw blades.

One of the most quality kills I have ever seen in a movie.

The Best Movie EVAR!!!!!??!?!??!!!

This movie surpasses prison heat on my list of best movies ever made.

Dejected, after watching the sabres fucking loose, I was channel surfing- which usually makes me feel better.

I stumbled my way through the premium channels, hitting the info button on any movie I didnt recognize. Then I saw it. Halfway House.

Now, you all know, I dig wacky nuns... and the adelphia description was something about missing girls and an evil nun. OK. Im interested.

I wept at the perfection of this film. Nudity, Lesbianism, Bondage, Miskatonic goddamn university, the necronomicon (not a necronomicon... THE necronomicon) an animatronic cthulhuey tentacle beast, and more nudity and lesbianism.

As soon as this post is published I am going right to ebay to buy the DVD.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Pure liquid AWESOME!!!

Check this video out. It's from a Finnish metal band called LORDI, who are new to me, at least (which means that Lou and Tom already have everything they've ever recorded ... :) )

Hot semi-Asian lead actress? Check.
Hard rocking song? Check.
More latex than the dumpster back of KNB? Check.
Zombie MOTHER FUCKIN' Cheerleaders!?!? Check.
Winning the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest by a landslide? Priceless.

I think I just spiked my irony meter ...

Monday, May 22, 2006

Will you be ready ...

... when the zombies rise?

'Cause swords dont' run out of bullets... :D

Saturday, May 20, 2006

To go along with the George Romero Lego Set. ...

... it's the Arkham Asylum lego set!! Tom, I think we need to get 5 or 6 of these ... :D

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Braiiinnnssss

Something to get y'all in the mood for Zombie Run.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Chara and Varada

Here's that clip Rod was talking about. I think I peed my pants.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Ooo, this looks like fun ...

District B13

The Parkour movie

From the men who brought you Transporter 2, Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, and Unleashed

OOOO YEAH!!!!!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

George Lucas, rot in Hell!!!

Star Wars Original Trilogy on DVD this fall.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I knew this was going to happen.




Well, of course I'm going to buy it. What kind of a geek do you think I am? :P :D

Monday, May 01, 2006

Fer Tom ...

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Someday I'm-a gunna run that game ... and the GI Joe one, just for good measure. ;)