I know what I want for Christmas!

Hell, I'm-a gonna buy one of these for everybody!

For Those About To Geek

This girl kicks major ass !!!

Correcting a gross oversight ...

Oh man, I thought this was added to the sidebar, but I guess not. If you haven't read The Order of the Stick, do it right fucking now!!! I'll be adding it to the sidebar as well, for posterity.

The reason why I hate Thanksgiving

A night-time prayer from your Uncle Bill ...

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.

Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind their
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.

Welcoming the Holidays

Not what I needed to see...

Should have seen it coming I guess.

Organized Chaos, Inc.

Ok here's the link for Mount and Blade, the shareware game I can't shut up about. You have to stick with the game until you get on a horse in a big battle. www.taleworlds.com They have a very cool LOTR mod and the Story mod is very good as well.

The geekery made my ass twitch.

The LARP geeks have spawned a cottage industry...

This made me snarf...

Why can't US TV ads be like this?

Here's a link to the Japanese commercial for DOAX2. I'm sold ... ;)

Man... I think I have to finally give up on them.

His voice is gone, and without the growl... there is nothing left. Load and Reload had a couple of good moments (there were 4 or 5 good songs spread over those 2 albums), St. Anger was horrible - and if this is any indication it will be more of the same Bob Rock influenced shit. I held out a glimmer of hope because Rick Rubin is producing the next album. But, I think the king is dead...

This brought a tear to my eye

This is a bunch of Japanese chicks watching 'Ringu'

I just want to reiterate that she WILL be mine!

This one too...

Con Goodness?

How was the convention... anything wacky happen?

New games?
New takes on old games?
New venerial diseases?