Warren Ellis is my new god

If you're not following Warren Ellis on Twitter, you really need to do so right fucking now! He's a mad insane, but always entertaining, genius. Check out a recent exchange (Brian, you're gonna love this):

• warrenellis One should be able to Frankmillerize films. By which one digitally removes all the dialogue and replaces it with the actors saying "WHORES" 10:12 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• warrenellis Bruce Lee in Frankmillerized ENTER THE DRAGON: "Don't think... WHOOOOOOORES." 10:19 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• warrenellis Children Of Dune, Steven Berkoff: "Well! Then! I say unto YOU! Send! Men! To summon... WHOOOOOOORRRESSSS" 11:19 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• wilw @warrenellis Frankmillerized Stand By Me: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead WHORE. (I'm gonna get letters about this one.) 02:20 PM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to warrenellis
• warrenellis @wilw you are so going to Nerd Hell for that one. 10:22 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl in reply to wilw

This is actually pretty good.

The Watchman trailer is online.

You know, if you care or something.






... Oh who am I kidding?

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!





OK, I'm all better now.

Zombie Stalin

Soviet zombies and hooters. What more could a growing boy need?

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Because there haven't been any new posts in a few...

...here's some Latvian pirate music!

Brave New Scott

Ridley Scott returns to sci-fi, but not quite how you'd expect...

Brave New World