Thursday, July 31, 2008

Warren Ellis is my new god

If you're not following Warren Ellis on Twitter, you really need to do so right fucking now! He's a mad insane, but always entertaining, genius. Check out a recent exchange (Brian, you're gonna love this):


BD Flory said...

Oh, god. Now I have Frank Millerized movies running through my head.

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a whore."

"She was a comely young whore and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with William Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. When she died, it was not at his hands as her mother might have suspected, but of smallpox. That was 1878."

Damn you, Warren Ellis. Damn you to hell.

The Loremaster said...

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your whore. And may their first child be a masculine child."

"Frankly, my whore, I don't give a damn."

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a whore, which is what I am."

"I love the smell of whores in the morning. Smells like ... victory."

"They call me Mister Whores!"

"I am big! It's the whores that got small."

"Round up the usual whores." (sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say ..."