Warren Ellis is my new god
If you're not following Warren Ellis on Twitter, you really need to do so right fucking now! He's a mad insane, but always entertaining, genius. Check out a recent exchange (Brian, you're gonna love this):
- warrenellis One should be able to Frankmillerize films. By which one digitally removes all the dialogue and replaces it with the actors saying "WHORES"
- warrenellis Bruce Lee in Frankmillerized ENTER THE DRAGON: "Don't think... WHOOOOOOORES."
- warrenellis Children Of Dune, Steven Berkoff: "Well! Then! I say unto YOU! Send! Men! To summon... WHOOOOOOORRRESSSS"
- wilw @warrenellis Frankmillerized Stand By Me: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead WHORE. (I'm gonna get letters about this one.)
- warrenellis @wilw you are so going to Nerd Hell for that one.
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Oh, god. Now I have Frank Millerized movies running through my head.
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a whore."
"She was a comely young whore and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with William Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. When she died, it was not at his hands as her mother might have suspected, but of smallpox. That was 1878."
Damn you, Warren Ellis. Damn you to hell.
"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your whore. And may their first child be a masculine child."
"Frankly, my whore, I don't give a damn."
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a whore, which is what I am."
"I love the smell of whores in the morning. Smells like ... victory."
"They call me Mister Whores!"
"I am big! It's the whores that got small."
"Round up the usual whores." (sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say ..."
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