Saturday Morning Watchmen

So, apparently Watchmen is doing so well at the box office that they've already greenlit a Saturday morning cartoon version for the WB. Check out the opening credits sequence; I think they've got a hit!



Please don't actually think this is real; it's just another brilliant parody...

Warren Ellis is my new god

If you're not following Warren Ellis on Twitter, you really need to do so right fucking now! He's a mad insane, but always entertaining, genius. Check out a recent exchange (Brian, you're gonna love this):

• warrenellis One should be able to Frankmillerize films. By which one digitally removes all the dialogue and replaces it with the actors saying "WHORES" 10:12 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• warrenellis Bruce Lee in Frankmillerized ENTER THE DRAGON: "Don't think... WHOOOOOOORES." 10:19 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• warrenellis Children Of Dune, Steven Berkoff: "Well! Then! I say unto YOU! Send! Men! To summon... WHOOOOOOORRRESSSS" 11:19 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• wilw @warrenellis Frankmillerized Stand By Me: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead WHORE. (I'm gonna get letters about this one.) 02:20 PM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to warrenellis
• warrenellis @wilw you are so going to Nerd Hell for that one. 10:22 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl in reply to wilw

The Watchman trailer is online.

You know, if you care or something.






... Oh who am I kidding?

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!





OK, I'm all better now.

RIP George Carlin

Dead at 71. He's probably going over those seven words you can't say with the big invisible man in the sky...

This'll kill a few hours

TV Tropes is a web site dedicated to cataloging the various tropes and clichés present in most modern media. I lost about an hour to it today. Be warned, it's a real time sink.

I want to believe ...

I want to believe ...

Oh, God, do I want to believe ...