Friday, May 26, 2006

Pure liquid AWESOME!!!

Check this video out. It's from a Finnish metal band called LORDI, who are new to me, at least (which means that Lou and Tom already have everything they've ever recorded ... :) )

Hot semi-Asian lead actress? Check.
Hard rocking song? Check.
More latex than the dumpster back of KNB? Check.
Zombie MOTHER FUCKIN' Cheerleaders!?!? Check.
Winning the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest by a landslide? Priceless.

I think I just spiked my irony meter ...

5 comments:

Tom W. said...

Wow, that's pretty awful. This is what would happen if Gwar took themselves seriously. Oderus should eat all these guys.

The Loremaster said...

Aw, you're no fun. Think about it: this is like if GWAR went on American Idol ... and won! C'mon, how can you not love Finnish faux metal?!?

ZOMBIE FRICKIN' CHEERLEADERS!!!!

Ah, you don't know from yokes ...

Tom W. said...

GWAR on American Idol would rule. They'd feed Simon to the World Maggot, turn Paula Abdul into a sex toy for Slymenstra, and tear Randy into pieces and throw him to the blood-soaked fans.
No fun? Pift!

I'll grant you the zombie cheerleaders. ;)

~R said...

Is it wrong that i was kind of turned on by the zombie cheerleaders?

The Loremaster said...

Yes. Yes it is. Very, VERY wrong ...