The Black Dossier

Just a cool tidbit for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fans:

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier is due for the fall and covers the entire secret history of the LoEG. It starts with the first League, goes into the 1950’s, and right now looks to be about 185 pages of story.

As announced prevously it will have different pages in different sections representing different eras, and a 3-D section that Dunbier said is not a gimmick, has real meaning and that Moore uses the effect in a very complex portion of the story that really suits it.

Christina's House

This one is a legitamately good movie. Watched it right after "The Halfway House".

I saw it a few years ago, I always wanted to pick it up...but I forgot/never knew the title. Just shows what a man can do with a little imagination, some lumber, and some circular saw blades.

One of the most quality kills I have ever seen in a movie.

The Best Movie EVAR!!!!!??!?!??!!!

This movie surpasses prison heat on my list of best movies ever made.

Dejected, after watching the sabres fucking loose, I was channel surfing- which usually makes me feel better.

I stumbled my way through the premium channels, hitting the info button on any movie I didnt recognize. Then I saw it. Halfway House.

Now, you all know, I dig wacky nuns... and the adelphia description was something about missing girls and an evil nun. OK. Im interested.

I wept at the perfection of this film. Nudity, Lesbianism, Bondage, Miskatonic goddamn university, the necronomicon (not a necronomicon... THE necronomicon) an animatronic cthulhuey tentacle beast, and more nudity and lesbianism.

As soon as this post is published I am going right to ebay to buy the DVD.

Pure liquid AWESOME!!!

Check this video out. It's from a Finnish metal band called LORDI, who are new to me, at least (which means that Lou and Tom already have everything they've ever recorded ... :) )

Hot semi-Asian lead actress? Check.
Hard rocking song? Check.
More latex than the dumpster back of KNB? Check.
Zombie MOTHER FUCKIN' Cheerleaders!?!? Check.
Winning the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest by a landslide? Priceless.

I think I just spiked my irony meter ...

zombies...always funny

http://arcanetimes.comicgen.com/d/20050413.html

Will you be ready ...

... when the zombies rise?

'Cause swords dont' run out of bullets... :D

To go along with the George Romero Lego Set. ...

... it's the Arkham Asylum lego set!! Tom, I think we need to get 5 or 6 of these ... :D

Braiiinnnssss

Something to get y'all in the mood for Zombie Run.

Chara and Varada

Here's that clip Rod was talking about. I think I peed my pants.

Ooo, this looks like fun ...

District B13

The Parkour movie

From the men who brought you Transporter 2, Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, and Unleashed

OOOO YEAH!!!!!

C for Cookie

and that's good enough for me.

George Lucas, rot in Hell!!!

Star Wars Original Trilogy on DVD this fall.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I knew this was going to happen.




Well, of course I'm going to buy it. What kind of a geek do you think I am? :P :D

Fer Tom ...

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Someday I'm-a gunna run that game ... and the GI Joe one, just for good measure. ;)

We are the Unitarian Jihad!

That Unitarian Jihad bit

Words fail me ...

Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go.

From rec.humor.funny:

I finally figured out why, after invading both Afghanistan and Iraq, Bush now wants to invade Iran. It's got nothing to do with terrorism, oil, 9/11,Osama, WMDs or nukes.

If he gets all three in a row, he can start building houses and hotels.

David Copperfield Robbed at Gunpoint

I think this is one for the "Bad Idea, Worse Idea" file.

David Copperfield Robbed at Gunpoint

For some reason I find this terrifically funny. FTA, "Copperfield turned his pockets inside out to show he had nothing on him - a sleight of hand by the illusionist, who later showed police he was carrying a passport, wallet and cell phone."

"Well, there's nothing in my pockets, and nothing up my sleeves, but look what's behind your ear! A shiny new quarter! And what's this in the barrel of your gun? Ribbons!! Now, watch, while with just a press of a few buttons, I can make carloads of cops appear!!"

40K RPG Low Down

Black Industries put up a 40K rpg FAQ of sorts to answer some early questions about the game. Bleeding and dying. In the mud. In space. This is gonna kick all kinds of ass. Too bad we have to wait till March '07.

You can't HANDLE the games!!

From a pretty funny thread over at RPG.net:

"Son, we work in an industry that sells games, and those games have to be written by men with pencils. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Matthew? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Rokugan, and you curse d20. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. AEG's death, while tragic, probably sold games. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, sells games. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at game sessions, you want d20 on that book, you need d20 on that book. We use words like market, network, externalities. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent taking over the industry. You use them as a cuss words on RPGnet. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and games under the blanket of the very industry that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pencil, and write a game. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

- Col. Ryan Dancey, A FEW GOOD MEN, 1992"

Little Dog Soldiers

We have to try this! :)

Kaaaarrrkkk

Sometimes things just strike you funny for no good reason. This is one of those things.