Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Free advice for Britney

Well, it looks like Britney Spears is finally going to become the footnote of musical history she was destined to be. If you didn't see it, she attempted a comeback performance at the VMAs the other night -- and it was the singing and dancing equivalent of a Miss Teen USA contestant explaining geography.

So as a free bit of advice for Britney (one she should have taken long ago), I offer this: if you can't sing worth a shit, this obvious fact can't be covered up by simply dry humping your fellow dancers for 5 minutes in lieu of any actual talent. You at least have to make the train wreck entertaining to watch, or something more like this...

(It may be the musical equivalent of a Don Johnson single, but at least it's watchable.)

6 comments:

The Loremaster said...

You know how I know you're gay?

Not only did you watch the VMA's, you just linked to the musical episode of Buffy.

Ya big fag, ya ...

;)

Vengeance said...

I would never, in any reality or plane of existence, ever purposely watch the VMAs.

Besides, I have much better reasons than THAT to be gay.

:)

Mel said...

ok - being the girl, i watched the video. Dear god in heaven! was she stoned? she apparently didn't even try and what the hell happened to her waist? I think i have more curves than she does and I weigh more!

Vengeance said...

Heh, the rest of it's about as tone-deaf as that musically. There's only one real singer in the cast and he just smokes the rest of 'em when he opens his mouth.

Only the writing saves the episode, basically...not so much the songs, but the content.

. . .


...i'll shut up now.

~R said...

He isn't gay because of his passion for the Buffy musical, he's gay because of is insatiable lust for penis.

But linking to the Buffy musical IS like waving a giant pink flag...

Vengeance said...

I protest.

It's not that insatiable.