Stop having a boring life...

Yeah, I had to.

Finally!!

We always said Dan's handwriting should be a font. Now it can!!
http://www.yourfonts.com/

Pure. Freakin. Awesome.

Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

I dunno, this could be funny if they hit the right nerd buttons. Depends which way the writers go and their background, I suppose.

Donkey Punch, the Movie!

The mind, she boggles at the potential!

Dirty Sanchez, the Movie!

Cleveland Steamer, the Movie!

Rusty Trombone, the Movie!

Blargh.

Red Bull Crashed Ice!!!

Aw, fuck, I almost forgot ...

... what day it is today ... MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!

Thanksgiving Prayer Video

I posted the text of this a couple years back, but there's video for it on YouTube now. I'm not as down about this country's future as I was back then, but there's still a long way to go.

RIP, Uncle Bill

On a more positive note, Hulu.com has the famous Thanksgiving episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.

Pay attention, Rod ...

... cause this is how not to throw a can like a girl.

And they're fucking French on top of it!

You are too gay.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!

And now, your moment of Zen...

Simon Pegg hates fast zombies

Here's an interesting article from the Guardian from Simon Pegg on why the undead should never be allowed to run. Although it seems like a bit of fanboy wankery, he makes some salient points.

Check it out.

Wassup 2008

For the few of us that are old enough to remember this, it's an update of the famous Budweiser "Wassup" commercial from circa 2000. Man, it's been a while...

Sorry, Rod.

Looks like someone beat you to the punch.

James Gunn's PG Porn

OK, so James Gunn's PG Porn really isn't safe for work, but it isn't safe for work in the way that you might think it would be. Freakin' funny as hell; check it out.

Rod at Con on the Cob

Some people just had more fun than others.

Special Delivery for Rod!

This is awesomely tasteless. Especially the visual nod to a certain Spielberg film.

The Diary of Anne Frank of the Dead *TRAILER*

Best Book...Evar!

Seriously, check it out. It's a fucking mindjob of a novel.

Not like it's a secret...

I'm sure everyone knows this by now, but I'll make formalities of it and announce that I am indeed (finally) moving. The house is a duplex on Marrano Pkwy. in Cheektowaga, basically near the intersection of French and Transit. The official date we take possession is October 1st, so we should be in and set up by the 15th once everything's done...we hope. It is indeed an awesome house.

Needless to say, an obligatory game night will occur. I will keep y'all posted.

And just because I don't want to leave you guys empty handed, here's Al Pacino doing what he does best.

So THIS is what happens?

Since I never actually finished the original Super Mario Bros., I was quite surprised to see the ending.

Or at least, this is how it should have ended.