"... Get pitted, so pitted."

How much you wanna bet ...

... that they bury this fucker in an unmarked grave?

Jerry Falwell, dead at 73.

'Cause you know that grave would be desecrated like a mother fucker by everyone he's ever pissed off. Probably arranged to have an armed guard for it. Rot in Hell, you cocksucker!

Man, we're rackin' them up this month

Tom Poston, dead at 85.

See, you young 'uns might not remember him, but he was one of the funniest guys around back in the day. He did everything, and got to bone Suzanne Pleshette too ...

"I find your lack of buoyancy ... disturbing."

The 501st now have air support. May God have mercy on our souls.

Honey, can we take a vacation here?

Irish town wants to change it's name to Fort of the Harlot.

Sounds like my kinda place ... :)