Dark Knight Spoof

... you say Sho'Nuff!

Julius Carry in action

"When God asks you, 'Who's the Master?', you say ... "

Julius Carry star of The Last Dragon and Brisco County Jr. dies. No word on the cause of death, but it certainly was a surprise.

Ruining Conan for John....

Warren Ellis is my new god

If you're not following Warren Ellis on Twitter, you really need to do so right fucking now! He's a mad insane, but always entertaining, genius. Check out a recent exchange (Brian, you're gonna love this):

• warrenellis One should be able to Frankmillerize films. By which one digitally removes all the dialogue and replaces it with the actors saying "WHORES" 10:12 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• warrenellis Bruce Lee in Frankmillerized ENTER THE DRAGON: "Don't think... WHOOOOOOORES." 10:19 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• warrenellis Children Of Dune, Steven Berkoff: "Well! Then! I say unto YOU! Send! Men! To summon... WHOOOOOOORRRESSSS" 11:19 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl
• wilw @warrenellis Frankmillerized Stand By Me: I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead WHORE. (I'm gonna get letters about this one.) 02:20 PM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to warrenellis
• warrenellis @wilw you are so going to Nerd Hell for that one. 10:22 PM July 28, 2008 from twhirl in reply to wilw

This is actually pretty good.

The Watchman trailer is online.

You know, if you care or something.






... Oh who am I kidding?

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!





OK, I'm all better now.

Zombie Stalin

Soviet zombies and hooters. What more could a growing boy need?

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

Because there haven't been any new posts in a few...

...here's some Latvian pirate music!

Brave New Scott

Ridley Scott returns to sci-fi, but not quite how you'd expect...

Brave New World

Iron Sky

I think we've all had this one cross our minds as an idea
for a Pulp game...

KUNG FU DUNK (Asian cinema rulz!)

RIP George Carlin

Dead at 71. He's probably going over those seven words you can't say with the big invisible man in the sky...

Alt Text: Killjoy Cooking With the Dungeons & Dragons Crowd

If cookbook fans talked about cooking the way that RPG fans talk about gaming, it would sound mysteriously like Alt Text: Killjoy Cooking With the Dungeons & Dragons Crowd.

And if you think this is outlandish, you obviously haven't spent enough time at RPG.net.

I laughed. Out loud.

The Count Song

"Hizzona" has passed on

The Buffalo News: Home: Former Mayor James D. Griffin dies at 78 in Orchard Park nursing home
Might not mean much to anyone who didn't grow up in Buffalo, but Jimmy Griffin was an indelible part of mine and many others' childhood. Who can forget his immortal advice to a city ravaged by winter storms in 1985:

Stay inside, grab a six-pack and watch a good football game.

There was ever only one mayor of Buffalo. RIP, Jimmy

Robert Asprin, RIP

Just found out that Bob Asprin, author of the Myth Adventures series, recently passed away:

On May 22, 2008, Bob passed away quietly in his home in New Orleans, LA. He had been in good spirits and working on several new projects, and was set to be the Guest of Honor at a major science fiction convention that very weekend. He is survived by his mother, his sister, his daughter and his son, and his cat, Princess, not to mention countless friends and fans and numerous legendary fictional characters.

He will be greatly missed.

Man, he was one of my favorites; I think I've read just about everything he's ever written. Not only was he known for the Myth series, he also edited the early Thieves' World shared world anthologies, and was a gamer and SCAdian to boot ("Yang the Nauseating").

He will be missed.

Keep your catbox clean, my friend!

It's motherfucking Pumaman.

And there's video evidence as well (about the 2:00 mark).