"... Get pitted, so pitted."

"English, base knave, dost thou speak it?"

Funny stuff.

NES Guitar Hero? Sign me up!

"Oh, the ... turtality..."

Here's a clip from a super-low budget Russian horror flick featuring a giant, mutated turtle attacking a city. Friend to all children, he ain't ....

"Oh, no, the turtle is attacking! Walk away at a brisk pace!"

Belt Fed Nerf Gun

Where was this shit when I was a kid?
http://gizmodo.com/357952/nerf-vulcan-ebf+25-fully-automatic-toy-dart-gun-rambo-juniors-weapon-of-choice

RIP Chuck Heston

Were they able to pry the gun out of his hand?