FALCOR!!!!

via videosift.com

Zombie Strippers

My god... someone got into Rod's brain.... again.

Merry Christmas guys

Jackson will do The Hobbit...

right in the pooper.

How NOT to be a gay wrestler ...

... 'cause apparently, some of us need to be reminded ... Dan, I'm looking at you.

How NOT to be gay ...

... 'cause apparently, some of us need a reminder ... Rod, I'm looking at you ...

More dead people in november.

Dick Wilson, the dude that played Mr. Whipple in the "Dont squeeze the Charmin" commercials, died on Nov 19, 2007.

He was 91. That is a long time to be sqeezin' TP.

Another Awesome Hockey Fight

...And who starts the whole thing? Rob Ray.

Shields Vs. Snow

My favorite hockey fight. Ever.

(except for the one where Schony puts a fucker throught the zamboni doors, obviously.)

Evel Knievel Dead at 69

Evel Knievel, the flamboyant motorcycle stuntman whose thrilling triumphs and spectacular failures enshrined him as America's consummate daredevil, died today in Clearwater, Fla. He was 69.

I want to believe ...

I want to believe ...

Oh, God, do I want to believe ...

Kevin Dubrow dead at 52

Quiet Riot singer found dead in his Las Vegas home.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Teeth - this one is for you Rod

Those wacky japanese and their super mario and their guitars...

I thought they were fucking with me, but its true...

Just, just listen...

Jimmy Dean Complaint Call

Pancake, Pancake, Waffle!

Cal band Half Time show

The Video Game Show:
Pong
Tetris
Mortal Kombat
Pokemon
The Legend of Zelda
Mario Bros. Theme
Mario Underground Theme
Super Mario Theme
Mario Water Theme
Mario...something...Theme

That band director is the best!

"Apocalyptic Manhattan" terrain for Warhammer 40,000

"oimorrigan," an avid gamer, has built this incredible "Apocalyptic Manhattan" terrain for Warhammer 40,000 -- a tabletop strategy game. The construction is "UltraCal (construction plaster) + foamboard," and comprises some 50 buildings.

Maiden Tickets

Hey guys, Maiden is playing in Toronto on March 16th. Tickets go on sale November 10th at 10am. You have been warned.

How to handle telemarketers.

It's almost time ...

... and don't forget to wear your masks!

I saw this, and I giggled like a schoolgirl on christams morning...

Zombie crime drama situation romantic comedy?

A show that almost got picked up for this season.

The "Man" continues to oppress

This is about Troma and how they are seemingly blacklisted all over the industry.

If there is any hope for an escape from movies like fantastic 4 and malibu's most wanted, the indie studios are the way out.

Lloyd is still my hero and personal saviour.

You Fuckers,
Rod

This is kinda like my office ...

It also makes me hella thankful for the Pinnacle forums ...

Weird coincidences abound ...

Strange that this vid should appear just before I head out of town tomorrow ... ;)

Frankenstein never scared me.

Free advice for Britney

Well, it looks like Britney Spears is finally going to become the footnote of musical history she was destined to be. If you didn't see it, she attempted a comeback performance at the VMAs the other night -- and it was the singing and dancing equivalent of a Miss Teen USA contestant explaining geography.

So as a free bit of advice for Britney (one she should have taken long ago), I offer this: if you can't sing worth a shit, this obvious fact can't be covered up by simply dry humping your fellow dancers for 5 minutes in lieu of any actual talent. You at least have to make the train wreck entertaining to watch, or something more like this...

(It may be the musical equivalent of a Don Johnson single, but at least it's watchable.)

Up The Irons!

"To tie in with forthcoming 2008 releases on DVD of the classic 'LIVE AFTER DEATH' and 'MAIDEN ENGLAND' concert videos (more details coming soon) this tour, aptly entitled 'SOMEWHERE BACK IN TIME', will revisit the band's history by focusing almost entirely on the 80's in both choice of songs played and the stage set, which will be based around the legendary Egyptian Production of the 1984-85 'Powerslave Tour'. This will arguably be the most elaborate and spectacular show the band have ever presented, and will include some key elements of their Somewhere In Time tour of 1986/7, such as the Cyborg Eddie."

For those that know me, this is really exciting for me and I plan on seeing this show if it comes even remotely near Buffalo. This'll probably be the only chance I get at coming close to seeing the shows that I missed growing up.

Ok Dan, step up!

And its still funny!

Your moment of Zen.

Is she even speaking English?

But hey, at least she really cares about The Iraq.

chocolate nun?

clicky!!

Darth Vader being rude.

There's something kinda frightening about this ...

... and it's the fact that there's someone else out there who thinks like Rod ...

Somebody proposed a design for a rocket propelled chainsaw.

The ideas got legs ... but your targets won't ...

Haiti UFO video

This is getting a lot of attention on the net. It is IMO the BEST fake ufo vid I've ever seen. Its a really nice piece of cgi work.

Anybody want to go to a show?

Video Games Live is a concert tour where a full orchestra plays sounds and songs from your favorite video games. They're coming to Kleinhan's October 14th, tickets go on sale August 15th.

See below for a taste:

Bacon Bars

You be the judge.

Walk it out TGIF

Amazing how these ladies from some 60's variety show synch up to the beat

Boot to the head

One of my favorite all time radio sketches that used to play on the Dr Demento radio show. They anime'tized it.

New Muy Thai movie

Getting ridiculously good reviews overseas. Click on the trailer link. Looks like Ong Bak but with a real story

Someone has been listening to Rod's prayers ...

... it's the Living Dead Girlz, a San Francisco based dance group. You-Tubage below...

1-18-08

If any of you went to see Transformers then you probably saw the trailer for an untitled J.J. Abrams movie. I don't know if it'll be good but the trailer is killer. The viral marketing campaign begins at www.1-18-08.com

I read in a few places that the entire movie is filmed through handheld cameras. Dunno. Gimmick or good movie? We'll have to wait and see. As someone on the net stated: "Like the Blair Witch Project. But good. And less snot." ;)

Payback for Samwell ...

It rubs the lotion on it's skin...

Death metal. bitches.

Thundercats outtakes

If you've never heard these, and you were a Thundercats fan, you really owe it to yourself to check these out. Very NSFW, but funny as hell.

This is for my own reference, really.

It's The Mouse And His Child, a slightly bizarre, but beautiful, animated film based on the book of the same name. I used to watch this repeatedly when I was a kid, since it was in heavy rotation on HBO, even though it was pretty scary. Check out the Wikipedia synopsis for just a taste.

New Russian movie called Mongol

This blog must be cleansed in fire...

Hopefully this can heal some of the damage that Rod's love of all things ass has wrought.

And the hits just keep coming

More early '80's goodness. Where's Dan when you need him?? :D

Here is another one for Tom.

I have found your new Theme Song...

EDIT: Deleted to preserve what is left of our remaining sanity. If you really want to see it, Google for "What What (In The Butt)". And may God have mercy on your eternal soul.

This one's for Tom ....

'Cause no one else is old enough to remember this forgotten gem.

Ooo, this is interesting ...

Dario Argento's is finishing work on this next movie, the third in his Mother's Trilogy. Check out the shaky cam trailer below:



Have to keep an eye out for this ...

Rod's other job...

now we know what Rod's been doing in the off time...

DIABEEETUS

I figure you guys would...

...like to see some of the stuff I have been working on. See the reasons I have been away for the last month or more.

I took all of the pictures myself, and these are all straight from the camera with no editing except resizing for upload. They need some color correcting and some pixel bumping, but that is taking a litle bit o' time

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb81/ZombifiedStudios/resize5.jpg

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http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb81/ZombifiedStudios/resize3.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb81/ZombifiedStudios/resize2-1.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb81/ZombifiedStudios/resize2.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb81/ZombifiedStudios/resize1.jpg

Ok, now I'm beginning to believe ...

See the preview shot right here.

D&Debate

Dwarves vs. Elves

Prison of the Psychotic Damned

Its added to the list. I have to see this (good or bad).....

Up The Irons!

Hey Tom... RAISE YOUR HANDS |,,|, ,|..|

And so passes another of the greats

Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert dies at 89.

Some of you young scamps would be too young to remember him, but I used to be glued to the set every time he was on. Some of the science was a bit dodgy at times, but he did make learning interesting and fun, and was a big influence on me.

Godspeed, Don.

Speaking of stuff that needs to be here ...

If you're like me and love bad movies, you were probably a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000. And if you weren't, get the fuck out my house ... :) Well, Mike Nelson is back with a similar project called Rifftrax. It's been around for a while, but I decided to try them out last night with their track for Star Wars: Episode I.

Hooo boy. It is, in a word, glorious! I can't recommend it enough. There are some terrific gags on there, and they do a great job of helping you set it up.

5 stars. Joe Bob sez, "Check it out."

Jotun vs. The Monkeys

For all you Heroscapers out there...

Because this should have been here a long time ago...

Creator of Cap'n Crunch dies

Pamela Low, the creator of the "covering" of Cap'n Crunch, has died, taking to her grave her unreasoning hatred of young children's soft upper palate.

CHUCK

Dexter

I just watched the first episode of Dexter (it is now 4:20am)

This could possibly be the greatest TV show ever. EVER.

The show speaks to me... I dont know if I should be worried, or if the authorities should be worried.

happy friday!!

The Llama Song

From the "No Shit" File

David Hyde Pierce Officially Comes Out.

Wow. What a shocker. I haven't been this surprised since Rob Halford.

Gaming Table of the Future

This is about the coolest damn thing I've ever seen. Its strange when you see or read about this kind of stuff in science fiction and then it becomes reality.

Charles Nelson Reilly dead at 76

Former star of Lidsville and The Hollywood Squares, Charles Nelson Reilly dead at 76. The center square won't be the same without you. Godspeed.

The Joker Revealed

Wow. Click on the link above about the viral ad campaign thats been run.

I Believe In Harvey Dent Too

LOST: Season 3 Recap

Y'know, for those of you who might've missed a few episodes.

BTW: SPOILER-IFFIC. But fuckin' hilarious just the same ...

ack_attack: SEASON 3 RECAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Most Sacrilegious Game Ever

Found on Greg Costikyan's Blog, of all places:

Bible Fight

I checked out the Con on the cob thing

I might be interested in going. I like all of that talk about the booze and parties.

Are you guys going? I think I could use a few days of doing nothing but drinking beer and being a disruption to serious DnD players.

them: "my elf opens the chest"
me: "your elf *hic* is a big fag..."
them: "come on, this is a serious game *whine*"
me: "you know how I know your *hic* gay...?"

heh

Reaper prepaints

Hey guys, here's a sneak peak pic of some of Reaper's new prepainted minis.

New Blog

I am gonna start writing this shit down!

Get off my Lawn!!

Bad Mary Poppins

I soo need this

I normally would hate to link to Fox News ...

... but they were the ones to report that George Lucas thought that Spider-Man 3 was "silly".

From the FA:

Lucas told me he has seen all the summer movies since his company, Industrial Light and Magic, does most of the special effects. The only one they didn't work on was "Spider-Man 3." What did he think of it?

"It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?"

Well, it's not "Star Wars."

"People thought 'Star Wars' was silly, too," he added, with a wink. "But it wasn't."

Do I even need to comment on this??

How much you wanna bet ...

... that they bury this fucker in an unmarked grave?

Jerry Falwell, dead at 73.

'Cause you know that grave would be desecrated like a mother fucker by everyone he's ever pissed off. Probably arranged to have an armed guard for it. Rot in Hell, you cocksucker!

CthulhuTech

he Last War
2085. Humanity faces extinction. Alien insects from the edge of our solar system, long hidden behind the façade of reality, descend to enslave us. Hordes of unspeakable horrors roll out from Central Asia, laying waste to anything in their path. The church of the fish-god scours the world for lost occult secrets to unleash terrible forces. Dead gods awaken and turn their dreadful eyes toward the Earth. And within hides a cancer, eating away at the very heart of the New Earth Government.

This is the Aeon War. This is the time of CthulhuTech.

Climb inside a thirty-foot tall war machine and rain down hell on the unwavering Migou. Fight tooth and nail on the front lines against the horrific beasts of the Rapine Storm. Seek out the disgusting corruption of the insidious Esoteric Order of Dagon. Explore the dark world of the malignant Chrysalis Corporation and their unseen monstrous agents. Sift through secrets long thought lost and bend the power of the cosmos to your will. Join in symbiosis with something beyond time and space and become a shape-shifting bringer of wrath.

Nowhere else will you find a setting like this.

Now I know what to get Rod for his birthday.

Blood puddle pillows.

They're so cute!

Cuddly Investigators

It all starts so innocently ...

... but then it rapidly deteriorates.

Check it out for daily updates.

\m/

Finally caught up with heroes

Holy Crap.

I dig the future heroes, you know, dark and badass!

I did not expect the whole bit about who the president really is. And I dig a superhero story where some motherfuckers gotta die.

Nothing drives hoplessness home like 2 bullets in the back!

Man, we're rackin' them up this month

Tom Poston, dead at 85.

See, you young 'uns might not remember him, but he was one of the funniest guys around back in the day. He did everything, and got to bone Suzanne Pleshette too ...

"Hi, I'm Jack Valenti ...

" ... and this is my corpse."

Jack Valenti, former head of the MPAA, dead at 85. He was kinda a douche, but he did do an episode of Freakazoid, which forgives many sins.

Bobby "Boris" Pickett, dead at 69

"Who?", I hear you cry.

"Philistines!", say I, and direct you here.

that public doamin torrent tracker is the goodness

Dude, some of these flicks are drive in classics.

I already downloaded 4 movies (slow!)and it is good

Little something for the WoW fans ...

... or the Muppet fans ...
... or fans of l33t ...
... or Gene Kelly fans ...

Just watch the damn thing!

Holy Crap... She is fucking 9!!!

Mmmm, public domain goodness ...

Public Domain Torrents offers several Bittorrent powered downloads of public domain movies. There's a lot of stinkers there, but a few real gems. If you've never seen the 1940's Superman animated shorts, you could do a lot worse.

Pearl the Landlord

A pretty funny clip from Will Ferrell. Parents with kids will be especially pleased, I think ....

Whoa. Just ... whoa.

Dungeon and Dragon magazines cease publication in September.

Whoa. I can't say I'm overly surprised, considering the move to on-line publishing most companies have done, but it's still a bit of a shock.

Any bets on there being a wake at Gencon?

Motivational Thursday

"I find your lack of buoyancy ... disturbing."

The 501st now have air support. May God have mercy on our souls.

Things have not gone well for the froggy one.

I mean, just see what he's been reduced to at sadkermit.com. So sad ...

I mean, how pathetic is this:

Honey, can we take a vacation here?

Irish town wants to change it's name to Fort of the Harlot.

Sounds like my kinda place ... :)

Calls For Cthulhu - Ep.1

There are more available on YouTube.

'Cause John couldn't be arsed to post it.

It's that Weng Weng video he's been going on about ...

Which was also mentioned as a Media of the day on Blue's News. Nice one!

Blackberry Engineer Builds Lego Test Fixture

And so it goes ...

Novelist Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84

Ouch. If you've never read Slaughterhouse Five, you owe it to yourself to do so, ASAP.

Happy Easter

Tom... You need this

Best Horse Stunt EVAR

Awful Indian Movie Horse Stunt - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Ron Jeremy in Ghostbusters??

Ron Jeremy was an extra (he has confirmed it as true). Yet another reason why this is one of the greatest movies ever made...

Mmmm... Ass..

Finally, a holiday I can really get behind.

This Friday is Steak and BJ Day, a romantic holiday that any red-blooded male can get behind ...

Ho ... lee ... SHIT!

Entertainment: Richard Jeni Dead At 45, Probable Suicide

Whoa. Just ... whoa.

"Platypus Man" was one of my all time favorite comedy specials, and his Jacques Clouseau routine is a classic.

You will be missed.

Shadowrun player convicted of holding up a lingerie shop

BBC NEWS | UK | Northern Ireland | 'Elf' lingerie thief found guilty

Yes, a man playing Shadowrun dressed up as his female elf character and held up a lingerie shop.

Hilarity ensues.

Of course, it would have had to be Shadowrun ... fuckin' elves ...

Now I know what I want for Easter!

"Of course I'll share my Dalek Chocolate Cake with you and Erin, honey. Just make sure we have some insulin handy."

Warhammer 40K MMORPG

Just when I think I don't care about MMOs anymore...

Hard Rock Zombies

This is the only "you tube" clip I could find... but I watched this movie last night. Netflix, I didnt buy it.

I only have one thing to tell you... Eva Braun is a zombie werewolf in California in 1985 !?!?!

Jet Li in The Mummy 3

I dug the Mummy flicks in a Saturday matinee way, so I'm sorta stoked about this. Could be a lot of fun. The article mentions both Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh. Groovy.

The Beatles, Zombies, Screaming Girls...

What to Do in a Zombie Attack!

Super Mario in the Hizzle

Inspector Gadget Y'all

Holy Crap pt. 2

Here is another one... this guy is really good

Holy Crap... I guess i am just gonna quit now...

Err...Star Trek 37?

Holy #&$# (or YYZ on Expert)

My brain hurts....

The Big Lebowski in 5 Seconds

Thats about all I got out of it too. ;)

Trivia Time

First person to guess what this is a depiction of gets a cookie. Click to enlarge.

Shellendrak Manor

Oh yeah, this will definitely be the centerpiece for a skirmish game at Con on the Cob in November! Wow....

SCI FI Drive-In

The Sci Fi channel launched a free streaming movie site called Sci Fi Drive-In. They're all old flicks but they have some classics like The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and Metropolis along with some more obscure stuff.
Sci Fi Drive-In

Greatest ... Movie ... Evar?!?

Whoa. This looks very promising.



Heh, heh; Violence of the Lambs, indeed.

They can rebuild him...sort of

Monkey Head Transplant!!

Didn't I run this game before?

New movie coming out in March from the guys who did the Saw movies. Plot line is very similar to something I ran in my first Cthulhu campaign ... which resulted in one exploded house and an entire party on the run from the law. Good times, good times ...

Glee!

Top Shelf comics has announced LXG 3 to be released in 2008. This is not the same as The Black Dossier, which is another companion volume coming out from DC Comics, but an entirely new story.

I'm as giddy as a schoolboy ...

I'm not dead yet...

Tiiiiiim, Tiiiiiim, I am the ghost of Nukem Future...

DVD's have officially Jumped the Shark

Bad enough that Sledge Hammer is available on DVD, but coming out tomorrow is both Gymkata and Looker ... at least with Looker you can get tits in the afternoon any time you want ...

You know how I know you're gay ...

... you listen to any of the bands on this list.

Strangely enough, Asia is noticeably absent ...

Forget about Spider-Man 3 and the 300 ...

Here's the next movie I can't wait to see ...



From the guys who brought us Shaun of the Dead ... bloody brilliant ...

Zombie Infection Simulation

See what your computer thinks our chances are.

Drinking, drugs, and Trek

The 60s were awesome...

Man, I gotta get an Xbox 360 ...

Check out the newly announced extra tracks for the XBox 360 edition of Guitar Hero II. I mean, The Trooper!!!! I am so there.

Five Geek Social Fallacies

I mentioned the Five Geek Social Fallacies in conversation with John and Tom earlier tonight, and I wanted to share with everyone. See how many people you know who have suffered under one or more of these delusions ...

College students and stoners are in mourning everywhere

Because the inventor of Cup O' Noodles has died. I wonder if he'll be cremated, then stored in one of those little styrofoam cups ...

And people wonder why I'm not a Trek fan ...

The song in this video is by Voltaire, who was also responsible for The Vampire Club, which some of you might remember from my con road trip mix ... Good times, good times...

The Seventh Seal Has Been Broken

Could go either way but I'm extremely happy about this.