I'm not dead yet...

Tiiiiiim, Tiiiiiim, I am the ghost of Nukem Future...

DVD's have officially Jumped the Shark

Bad enough that Sledge Hammer is available on DVD, but coming out tomorrow is both Gymkata and Looker ... at least with Looker you can get tits in the afternoon any time you want ...

You know how I know you're gay ...

... you listen to any of the bands on this list.

Strangely enough, Asia is noticeably absent ...

Forget about Spider-Man 3 and the 300 ...

Here's the next movie I can't wait to see ...



From the guys who brought us Shaun of the Dead ... bloody brilliant ...

Zombie Infection Simulation

See what your computer thinks our chances are.

Drinking, drugs, and Trek

The 60s were awesome...

Man, I gotta get an Xbox 360 ...

Check out the newly announced extra tracks for the XBox 360 edition of Guitar Hero II. I mean, The Trooper!!!! I am so there.

Five Geek Social Fallacies

I mentioned the Five Geek Social Fallacies in conversation with John and Tom earlier tonight, and I wanted to share with everyone. See how many people you know who have suffered under one or more of these delusions ...

College students and stoners are in mourning everywhere

Because the inventor of Cup O' Noodles has died. I wonder if he'll be cremated, then stored in one of those little styrofoam cups ...

And people wonder why I'm not a Trek fan ...

The song in this video is by Voltaire, who was also responsible for The Vampire Club, which some of you might remember from my con road trip mix ... Good times, good times...

The Seventh Seal Has Been Broken

Could go either way but I'm extremely happy about this.